I learned a very important lesson tonight.

Don’t leave a plastic spatula on the stove when you turn it on. (edited to add pictures)

Random fact: When I was 8 we got our first microwave. I read in the book that to cook a hot dog you set it to 20 seconds. Of course, I didn’t realize that the turn dial on the microwave was minutes. Needless to say, I learned how to make charcoal.