Lady in a Small Town

Creative domain names: del.icio.us expertsexchange.com linkbun.ch therapistfinder.com penisland.com molestationnursery.com powergenitalia.com whorepresents.com amgenitalia.com 1985 – The first Internet domain name is registered (symbolics.com).

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There are some things we all take for granted, but someone had to invent them. I am really glad for: Air conditioning I may live in a mostly cool climate, but it can get hot here. It gets especially hot in my computer lab. It took 7 years for me to convince someone that I [...]

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Things that people believe(d), but just aren’t true: The Earth is flat. Walt Disney is in cryonic storage. Federal law allows Texas to fly the state flag above the US flag. Iraq has WMD German would have become the official language of the USA, but for one vote. The sun revolves around the Earth. Britney [...]

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These are all the plays I can think that I have worked on outside of church and school. At least 40 of them before I was 30, not counting the 2 during elementary school. At this rate I will certainly hit 50 before 35! Unless a baby butts in. Moses and the Freedom Fanatics (second [...]

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Things I haven’t done, that you probably think I have Downhill skiing My parents took us once when we were kids and I hated it. I totally don’t understand the appeal. It is cold, windy, difficult, why would you want that? Spent large amounts of time in Canada You would think, since I live in [...]

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In honor of Alex Bell and his invention, here are some famous phone numbers. Do you recognize them? 555-1212 867-5309 1-800-876-5353 1-800-FLOWERS 1-800-CALLATT 1-202-456-1111 1-800-CRIME-TV 1-888-345-5788 1876 – Alexander Graham Bell makes the first successful telephone call by saying “Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you.”

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Barbies not yet on the market: Vermonter Comes with snowboard, Birkenstocks, pint of Ben & Jerry’s, unshaven legs, long straight hair, clothing optional. Accessories include beat up 20 year-old Volvo or Subaru, shotgun, craft studio, co-op membership, and “green” house. Britney Spears Comes barefoot and bald with short denim skirt and ill fitting top. Wigs [...]

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I have been kind of lazy, just posting lists and not really blogging about them. I have been so busy with HMS Pinafore, that I don’t feel like doing anything else. I am going to blog every day for the month of March though. I joined NaBloPoMo and the theme for the month of March [...]

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 In honor of the iPod patent, these are my 10 most played songs on my iTunes. This Flower: Kasey Chambers Complicated: Avril Lavigne All I Wanna Do: Sheryl Crow Meet Virginia: Train Say Goodbye: Dave Matthews Band If I Had $1000000: Barenaked Ladies Anything But Ordinary: Avril Lavigne Galileo: Indigo Girls One Week: Barenaked Ladies [...]

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Hire someone to repaint the outside of my house and fix the shingles. Finish doing over all the rooms in our house. Buy new cars. A Ford Escape Hybrid either in Vista Blue or Kiwi Green for me. Buy a new car for my sister and each of our parents. Buy the most high-end Macbook [...]

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