{"id":34,"date":"2007-03-20T07:06:32","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T12:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/?p=34"},"modified":"2007-03-20T07:06:32","modified_gmt":"2007-03-20T12:06:32","slug":"things-that-are-funnier-when-you-are-sleepy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/2007\/03\/20\/things-that-are-funnier-when-you-are-sleepy\/","title":{"rendered":"Things that are funnier when you are sleepy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, yesterday afternoon actually, I was very tired.  I intended to go to bed early, but 10:00 is not early.  We went to bed and I started drifting even while having conversation with my husband.  I started to fall asleep without turning off my light.  So T said I am &#8220;incorrigible.  If there was a place that sold corrigibles, they wouldn&#8217;t sell you any.&#8221;  I rolled over to turn off my light and said, &#8220;I am so blogging this tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It is not as funny in the light of day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, yesterday afternoon actually, I was very tired. I intended to go to bed early, but 10:00 is not early. We went to bed and I started drifting even while having conversation with my husband. I started to fall asleep without turning off my light. So T said I am &#8220;incorrigible. If there was <a href=\"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/2007\/03\/20\/things-that-are-funnier-when-you-are-sleepy\/\">Continue reading &#8594;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allaboutme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}