{"id":252,"date":"2008-03-09T09:09:43","date_gmt":"2008-03-09T13:09:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/2008\/03\/08\/barbie-q\/"},"modified":"2009-09-06T22:43:20","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T02:43:20","slug":"barbie-q","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/2008\/03\/09\/barbie-q\/","title":{"rendered":"Barbie-Q"},"content":{"rendered":"

Barbies not yet on the market:<\/p>\n

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  1. Vermonter<\/strong> Comes with snowboard, Birkenstocks, pint of Ben & Jerry’s, unshaven legs, long straight hair, clothing optional. Accessories include beat up 20 year-old Volvo or Subaru, shotgun, craft studio, co-op membership, and “green” house.<\/li>\n
  2. Britney Spears<\/strong><\/em> Comes barefoot and bald with short denim skirt and ill fitting top. Wigs at various lengths and colors can be purchased separately. Also available, two baby boys and a big black SUV. Car seat not sold.<\/li>\n
  3. Goth Greta<\/strong><\/em> With black hair and multiple piercings, this doll defies the typical Barbie stereotype. Come equipped with black eyeliner and lipstick and wearing fishnets and thigh high boots.<\/li>\n
  4. Bruce and Jason<\/strong><\/em> Barbie’s gay friends. Civil Union from Vermont sold separately.<\/li>\n
  5. Puberty Skipper<\/strong><\/em> Twist her right arm around backwards and her boobs grow. Twist her left arm around backwards and she sprouts pubic hair.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    1959<\/a> – The Barbie<\/a> doll debuts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Barbies not yet on the market: Vermonter Comes with snowboard, Birkenstocks, pint of Ben & Jerry’s, unshaven legs, long straight hair, clothing optional. Accessories include beat up 20 year-old Volvo or Subaru, shotgun, craft studio, co-op membership, and “green” house. Britney Spears Comes barefoot and bald with short denim skirt and ill fitting top. Wigs Continue reading →<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-laundry-list"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":458,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}