{"id":200,"date":"2007-11-28T15:11:46","date_gmt":"2007-11-28T20:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/2007\/11\/28\/you-wont-need-to-furtively-put-socks-into-your-trunks-anymore\/"},"modified":"2007-11-28T15:11:46","modified_gmt":"2007-11-28T20:11:46","slug":"you-wont-need-to-furtively-put-socks-into-your-trunks-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/2007\/11\/28\/you-wont-need-to-furtively-put-socks-into-your-trunks-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"You won&#8217;t need to furtively put socks into your trunks anymore!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why do you think I won&#8217;t need to do this anymore?<\/p>\n<p>Did you know that &#8220;<font face=\"Arial\" size=\"4\">Girls agree, that too skinny and short ph@lli in no way are able to please them!<\/font>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Why me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do you think I won&#8217;t need to do this anymore? Did you know that &#8220;Girls agree, that too skinny and short ph@lli in no way are able to please them!&#8221; Why me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-haha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}