{"id":104,"date":"2007-06-04T13:07:36","date_gmt":"2007-06-04T17:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/2007\/06\/04\/not-me\/"},"modified":"2007-06-04T13:07:36","modified_gmt":"2007-06-04T17:07:36","slug":"not-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/2007\/06\/04\/not-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Not me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of our kindergarteners was just sent in from recess for punching another kid.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was a slow punch,&#8221; he said in his defense.<\/p>\n<p>When asked who sent him in he said, &#8220;The one with the fat belly.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of our kindergarteners was just sent in from recess for punching another kid. &#8220;It was a slow punch,&#8221; he said in his defense. When asked who sent him in he said, &#8220;The one with the fat belly.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-small-town-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/strathconn.com\/lady\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}