Christmas night we were at my parents’ house opening gifts with our family and friends.
Picky Princess opened the American Girl doll dress my mom got her and said, “O-M-G! That’s so cool.”
The Baby Boomers in the room said, “What?” I sort of wanted to say, “No, it’s W-T-F.”
My students love this video. We watched it 3 times in their classroom the other day and twice in tech today.
This writers strike has got me thinking.
You know how people always say that when there is a blackout birth rates go up 9 months later?
I expect a lot of babies to be born next fall.
Revolution to what?
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Have a great night with your girlfriend!
Who comes up with these subjects? They certainly give me a chuckle.
You Should Have a Green Christmas Tree |
 For you, the holidays represent tradition and memories. You tend to do things the same way each year. You find your holiday customs comforting. You enjoy all of the sights, sounds, tastes, and smells of Christmas.You can’t imagine getting any joy from an artificial tree. Your green tree would look great with: Classic ornaments You should spend Christmas Eve watching: How the Grinch Stole Christmas What you should bake for Santa: A gingerbread house |
I heard a story on NPR about how to cut down on the number of catalogs you receive and then I read about it on Unclutterer.
I am sure I got 8 catalogs from LL Bean and Land’s End just since Thanksgiving. I was thrilled to think I could cut down on the crap that comes into my house, ’cause believe you me, there is enough crap there already. I went right away to Catalog Choice and signed up. I currently have about 8 catalogs on my list, but I know as they come I will have more to add. The best part of Catalog Choice is that it is FREE! I would gladly donate a little bit each year to keep it going. I will probably add it to my Christmas giving list.
Unclutterer also has several other suggestions (in Mar 2007 and April 2007) about how to cut down on the junkmail in your home. I think I am going to follow them today.
85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don’t get scores that high! Good show, old chap!
Today’s junk mail subject of the day beat out fellow contenders:
Vacheron Constantin Watches
Olny this 5 days special price on pharma for you dear customer
New formula to give women more satisfaction!
Is it really so hard to get a shelf tag right? Especially when the product is right there? I mean honestly.
Meanwhile, this made me remember it has been some time since I have had a Fluffernutter sandwich. (Which my spellcheck doesn’t think is a word, although it doesn’t seem to like “spellcheck” as a word either.)
A couple of years ago, for a “wellness” activity at school someone brought in cheap white bread (probably Wonder) and tons of peanut butter and Fluff. I ate a few sandwiches that week. I may have to get some on my next trip to the store. And PB too, and white bread. It is just not the same with “grind it yourself” PB and multigrain bread.
Someone asked in my Flickr comments if Fluff is really only sold in the Northeast. Can anyone from “away” verify this? I don’t remember looking for it when I was in Virginia and I have never really grocery shopped anywhere else.
Today’s random junkmail subject. It beat out:
If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war
Magical Org@sm V!br@tor – 30 Seconds To Heaven
After thatit’s only fun and winning.