Barbies not yet on the market:
- Vermonter Comes with snowboard, Birkenstocks, pint of Ben & Jerry’s, unshaven legs, long straight hair, clothing optional. Accessories include beat up 20 year-old Volvo or Subaru, shotgun, craft studio, co-op membership, and “green” house.
- Britney Spears Comes barefoot and bald with short denim skirt and ill fitting top. Wigs at various lengths and colors can be purchased separately. Also available, two baby boys and a big black SUV. Car seat not sold.
- Goth Greta With black hair and multiple piercings, this doll defies the typical Barbie stereotype. Come equipped with black eyeliner and lipstick and wearing fishnets and thigh high boots.
- Bruce and Jason Barbie’s gay friends. Civil Union from Vermont sold separately.
- Puberty Skipper Twist her right arm around backwards and her boobs grow. Twist her left arm around backwards and she sprouts pubic hair.