Lady in a Small Town

Barbies not yet on the market:

1. Vermonter Comes with snowboard, Birkenstocks, pint of Ben & Jerry’s, unshaven legs, long straight hair, clothing optional. Accessories include beat up 20 year-old Volvo or Subaru, shotgun, craft studio, co-op membership, and “green” house.
2. Britney Spears Comes barefoot and bald with short denim skirt and ill fitting top. Wigs at various lengths and colors can be purchased separately. Also available, two baby boys and a big black SUV. Car seat not sold.
3. Goth Greta With black hair and multiple piercings, this doll defies the typical Barbie stereotype. Come equipped with black eyeliner and lipstick and wearing fishnets and thigh high boots.
4. Bruce and Jason Barbie’s gay friends. Civil Union from Vermont sold separately.
5. Puberty Skipper Twist her right arm around backwards and her boobs grow. Twist her left arm around backwards and she sprouts pubic hair.

1959 - The Barbie doll debuts.